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Journal Entry: Tue Apr 29, 2008, 8:06 AM
Blame ~TheRealGreenGiant for another excuse for me in writing a journal.
I'll just be lame and answer all questions in a truthful manner.
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1) How Old Are You?
Fifteen for great justice. I like my age, and I'll get older when you LEAST EXPECT IT.

2) Height?
Tall enough by standards, I guess, but that's not tall enough! :(

3) You Got Any Bad Habits??
I'm a strong believer of the five-second rule (screw you Mythbusters), so I do kind of eat things off the ground if they fall down. I'm a very clean person.

4) You a virgin?
Till I'm married, no? :innocent:

5) Who's your Mate/Spouse?
Wouldn't know till I'm married, no? :innocent:

:confused:

6) Have Any Kids?
Every breakfast.

7) Favorite Food?
Anything that isn't a fast food. Except Subway. Subway might be in the fast food industry, but they make no fast foods, amirite?

8) Favorite Ice Cream flavor?
Melons. They're far more heavenly than hell.

9) Killed anyone?
Oh crap, are you with the police? In that case, no!

10) Hate anyone?
Absolutely not, man. I never hated anyone in my life! I never hated anyone enough to kill him and leave his body in a dumpster where no one could find him, I swear!

11) Any Secrets?
NO! NO MORE QUESTIONS! GO AWAY!

12) Love Anyone?
Why, that's better. I love, like, my computer. That counts, right?

13) TACOS?
CHOCOLATE.

14) Ever slept in All day?
The exact opposite, maybe.

15) Eye colors?
Solid black.

16) Hair?
Short, curly, and black, with hint of light brown on the sides of my hair.

17) Fat/Average/Slim?
SLIM, not. Average. :(

l8) Rain, sunshine?
Rain means I've some excuse to stay indoors in school while people try to drag me outside.

19) Pool, Beach?
Yeah, how 'bout neither?

20) Camping, staying home?
If I have games, I could do both!

21) Dog, Cat?
Neither. I'm afraid of dogs, and cats seem to naturally hate me.

22) Believe in aliens?
Not until I actually see one.

23) What do you do to relax?
:(

24) Car or Ship...?
Add the prefix "space" and I'll definitely go for the... car.

25) What is your job?
Make ads.

26) Any Unusual Things about you?
Just go to my gallery and you'll see all of its glory.

27) boy or girl?
See it in my profiles.

28) Favorite Place?
The internet. It's, it's... a series of tubes?

29) do you like pancakes?
TOO DRY AND TOO SUGARY. Unless there's fruit on it.

30) last words?
Last words? It's not like someone's dying here. Heh heh heh.
Merry April Fools.

  • Mood: I Have To Pee

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*MOOMANiBE:iconMOOMANiBE: Apr 29, 2008, 10:05:57 AM
Dear lord, 15? X_X You're way too good at art to be that young!

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Meow!
*k-y-r-i-e:iconk-y-r-i-e: Apr 29, 2008, 12:25:20 PM
lol yay kids for breakfast loool

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Want to get better in your art?
Well, the answer simply is....JUST PRACTICE!
~Waykum:iconWaykum: Apr 29, 2008, 1:55:55 PM
Out of the 8 journals I read, this is the 3rd one that got tagged.
~Tenki-101:iconTenki-101: Apr 29, 2008, 3:01:58 PM
The internet is not.... something you just dump something on!

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Companion Cube = <3
~1Narane1:icon1Narane1: Apr 29, 2008, 4:58:01 PM
It's not... a big truck!
~Tenki-101:iconTenki-101: Apr 29, 2008, 6:20:04 PM
Have you seen that music video?

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Companion Cube = <3
=Onmitsu:iconOnmitsu: Apr 29, 2008, 8:25:10 PM
Nor is it a series of tubes :ohnoes:

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